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by: AnthonyP On  Friday, January 16, 2009

Marlins CheerleadersTotal Pro Sports – No this is no error in the title, the Florida Marlins are Looking For Overweight Men Cheerleaders.  You would think the title should be the Florida Marlins are looking for beautiful women for their 2009 cheerleading squad.  So if your overweight, plus sized and like to eat unhealthy you fit the bill and the Florida Marlins want you.

The Marlins are holding tryouts for the second season of the Marlins Manatees – an all-male, plus-size cheerleading squad.  After huge success the fans want more.

Real manatees, known as “sea cows,” are best known for their large dimensions and inability to move out of the way of boat propellers. The Marlins want their Manatees to have the same dimensions, but to be decidedly more agile.

Some of last years squads had nicknames were “Tiny,” “Big Kahuna” and “Mr. Mantastic.”  What will your nickname be if you made the squad?  The Manatees shake their roles at every Friday and Saturday night.

This is absolutely hilarious if you asked me, an interesting way to attract and keep baseball fans from falling asleep during long games.  Baseball is a sport that sometimes can get boring, atleast fans will now have something to look forward to during those long games.




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