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by: DanD On  Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Andy ReidTotal Pro Sports-  Bad news for all you carnivores out there, chicken wing supplies are running low.  Now this might not seem like a big deal to most of you, but can you imagine watching the big game without chicken wings?  The Superbowl is just around the corner and every party needs to have wings.

It seems that the global economic crisis has finally hit the junk food sector and now the precious chicken wing is in high demand.  Apparently, a major supplier of wings has recently filed for bankruptcy, causing a shortage of tasty tailgate fare.  This means that you will still be able to eat wings, but it might cost you a little bit more.

Although, the bankruptcy of the large chicken wing manufacturer has caused a majority of the shortage, we here at Total Pro Sports have found the real culprit, Andy Reid.  Yes, Philadelphia Eagles coach Andy Reid is the main reason why there is a shortage of wings.  Seriously, have you seen this guy lately, he looks like he must order wings by the truck load.

Remember, when you are at you local bar and a plate of wings is costing you substantially more, don’t blame the economy, blame Andy.




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