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by: JamieD On  Tuesday, May 5, 2009

White Sox Royals BaseballTotal Pro Sports – Royals ace Zach Greinke may want to consider toning it down just a bit.  His quick start to the 2009 season is great and all, but last night it took a turn for the worse or should we say creepy.

Following his dismantling of the Chicago White Sox hitters Monday night in a 3-0 win, the Associated Press described his performance in a rather unusual manner.

“The boyish-looking 25-year-old had the White Sox guessing all night, working inside and out, up and down, slow and fast. Greinke (6-0) allowed only a handful of hard-hit balls, worked through a small jam in the eighth inning and used the energy from the raucous crowd to finish his third complete game of the season.” (AP)

The article unfortunately doesn’t have a name attached, but Zach may want to get someone to investigate this.  Who would have ever guessed that a pitcher from the Kansas City Royals would have a stalker in our lifetime.  This reported doesn’t seem to know what he wants, or maybe he wants it in many ways, slow and fast, up and down, in and out.  Lets hope that this doesn’t creep him out for next time he’s on the mound.




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