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Michael Jordan Shares NBC Air Time With Inflatable Penis

by: JamieD On  Monday, July 20, 2009

Michael Jordan Shares NBC Air Time With Inflatable Penis


Total Pro Sports – While watching sports, we often become fixated on what is happening in the field of play, but sometimes a simple gaze beyond the athletes and into the crowd will uncover great things.  In some instances you may catch a woman flashing the players, or maybe a horny husband grabbing at his wife’s breasts.  And then there are those crazy guys behind home plate at Blue Jay games.

Well this weekend we were confronted with another great spectator moment at the American Century Celebrity Championship in Tahoe.

Michael Jordan is one of the most popular sports figures of the century, and with that being the case, you would expect him to attract a rather large gallery.  Among those in attendance at the par 3 17th was everyone’s favorite…The inflatable penis!

Is it me or does the woman hoisting the large male member seem to know how to handle it quite well.  Let the search begin for the lovely lady with the large inflatable penis.

Update: Thanks to our friends over at Busted Coverage who interviewed Elizabeth The Giant Penis Holder.

Im christian and go to church pretty regularly.. I love Jesus…you know, so this is VERY unlike me, to the point that people do not believe that I would be caught hold a giant wee wee! Plus Im going to be a teacher.judgers.

It was funny though.

I was chased on the beach by a woman sherriff who told me to hand over the “inflatable penis”, this was AFTER the bachelorette, Sam, rushed MJ on the green with the inflatable penis.

MJ was hysterically laughing.

We ran back to where we were standing and a male cop was coming over to talk to us so the bachelorette handed it over to me and everyone started yelling “RUN” so I ran over to where MJ was putting and started to jump up and down.

That was the shot that you got and was on tv.

I guess the network called the sheriff to get that inflatable penis!!.

I went back over to where the bachelorette was and they told me to run away again because I was really being pursued and out of no where a woman cop starts chasing me, so I run down to the water to throw it in the water,and at this moment everyone on the beach is watching and yelling at me to throw it in the water!

So I do!!

I am soooo not a rebel but I was under pressure and the cop was like” I could arrest you for that” and I said oh please dont!

so she tells me to grab it out of the water and deflate it…which I start to do, but I am taking my time..and just as I was about to open the hole to let the air out a friend runs up to us and takes it from me and jumps in the water and swims back to the boat. !!

That was HILARIOUS.. SO the cop and I and another girl are just standing there and I apologize to her and tell her how good she looks with a gun and we walk back to heckle tony romo. I am married and it was my future sister in law’s bachelorette party.

Meanwhile back at the boat, where the rest of 24 girl bachelorette party was, harbor police comes up the to 5 boat barge and tells the girls that “they might as well have a sign that says stupid bachelorette party ” and that we are all ” stupid dumb girls” all becuz of the inflatable penis” and that people have been calling in and complaining.

HE THREATEND to breathalize the people on the boat if we didnt deflate it. SO the girls ont he boat had to deflate it and by that time we had to return the boats to the rental place. We were the talk of the town.!

Elizabeth Holding The Inflatable Penis

Elizabeth Holding The Inflatable Penis

Hat Tip Video Via – [BustedCoverage] and Hat Tip Photo Via – [DeadSpin]




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