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Sarge Matthews Explains How To Jerk Off Balls, Make Them Cum

by: JamieD On  Friday, July 31, 2009

Sarge Matthews Explains How To Jerk Off BallsTotal Pro Sports – Over the winter we began to realize the sexual connotations that are often commonplace during hockey commentary.  This summer he have been quickly learning that the same can be said regarding baseball.

Whether it was a discussion about “wet balls” at the College World Series, or Ervin Santana dropping the F-bomb during a post-game interview, baseball has steadily become a sport that requires some sort of parental discretion.

During a recent Philadelphia Phillies game against the Arizona Diamondbacks, commentator Sarge Matthews was explaining…..well….we aren’t sure what he was explaining, but when you mention “jerk off the balls”, “let this guys here jab you”, and “if it comes, it comes”, you can only begin to assume.

Have a listen and you be the judge.

Hat Tip – [Awful Announcing] via [Hugging Harold Reynolds]





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