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by: JamieD On  Thursday, September 3, 2009

nick-barnettTotal Pro Sports – The NFL has proposed to ban the use of Twitter during games, but maybe it would be best for Green Bay Packers linebacker Nick Barnett if they just banned the use of Twitter altogether.  Then we wouldn’t have to hear about his rather odd purchases.

When someone tells you they just bought a massager called “The Thumper” which they intend to use on their wife, only one thing comes to mind.  A vibrator!  Maybe the preseason workouts have taken their toll on Nick and he was just looking for some backup.

Last night, the following messages were posted on Barnett’s Twitter account:

So it turns out that “The Thumper” is everything you would assume it to be, but it just doesn’t quite go on (or in) the body part you would expect.  At least it is not intended for such use.  What you do with it in your own privacy is you choice.

Thanks for the clarity Nick.  You could imagine how we would get confused by such comments.  After all, “The Thumper sounds like something you would find on a store shelf next to a “Whizzinator”.

Those football players and their goofy gadgets.

The Thumper

The Thumper

Hat Tip – [Deadspin]




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