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Tim Lincecum Has Some Stoner Lessons For Us All (Video)
Earlier this month, Giants pitcher and National League Cy Young award winner Tim Lincecum was busted for possession of marijuana. Now he has some lessons for all the children out there looking to follow in his footsteps, but it is not the type of response most parents were likely hoping for.
“Lesson One. Getting Baked.”
As for lessons two, three, and four, they include feeding your munchies with ham sandwiches, not leaving your hazards on, and the always important “puff, puff, pass” rule, which Randy Johnson seems more than willing to break. Maybe Tim should consider looking for some new smoking partners. I hear Michael Phelps and Geovany Soto are quite lonely this time of year.
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