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Homeless Guy Claims Affair With Tiger Woods Sign

by: AnthonyP On  Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Homeless Guy Claims Affair With Tiger Woods

Things are going from bad to worse in this Tiger Woods affair situation.  What started as your run of the mill “athlete gets busted having an affair” story has spiraled completely out of control.  That being said, tragedy sometimes goes hand-in-hand with comedy, and this situation is no different.  It’s hard not to laugh each time a new woman comes forward, or every time some crazy website posts a goofy picture of Tiger Woods face after Elin had her way with it (who, us?).

The hilarity doesn’t stop there, however.  Apparently this homeless guy was holding a sign that read “I Had An Affair With Tiger Woods, Now Look Where I’m At”.  Respect goes out to the homeless guy, who in the freezing streets of New York managed to stay warm enough long enough to come up with the clever sign and write it out.  What makes it so hilarious isn’t that a homeless guy did it, but that his claim to an affair is pretty much just as valid as any of these other girls.

If you throw homeless guy on the list, that gives us Rachel Uchitel, Jaimee Grubbs, and Kalika Moquin, Mindy Lawton, Cori Rist, porn actress Holly Sampson, and of course, homeless New York guy.  I’m not sure how many of these girls are going to get paid, but our homeless friend here deserves it more than the other spotlight-hungry, greedy tramps that are coming forward.

Hat Tip – [With Leather] via [TheOffSideRules]




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