Homeless Guy Claims Affair With Tiger Woods Sign
Things are going from bad to worse in this Tiger Woods affair situation. What started as your run of the mill "athlete gets busted having an affair" story has spiraled completely out of control. That being said, tragedy sometimes goes hand-in-hand with comedy, and this situation is no different. It's hard not to laugh each time a new woman comes forward, or every time some crazy website posts a goofy picture of Tiger Woods face after Elin had her way with it (who, us?).
The hilarity doesn't stop there, however. Apparently this homeless guy was holding a sign that read "I Had An Affair With Tiger Woods, Now Look Where I'm At". Respect goes out to the homeless guy, who in the freezing streets of New York managed to stay warm enough long enough to come up with the clever sign and write it out. What makes it so hilarious isn't that a homeless guy did it, but that his claim to an affair is pretty much just as valid as any of these other girls.
If you throw homeless guy on the list, that gives us Rachel Uchitel, Jaimee Grubbs, and Kalika Moquin, Mindy Lawton, Cori Rist, porn actress Holly Sampson, and of course, homeless New York guy. I'm not sure how many of these girls are going to get paid, but our homeless friend here deserves it more than the other spotlight-hungry, greedy tramps that are coming forward.
Hat Tip - [With Leather] via [TheOffSideRules]
Wow, you have to admit, that dude has style!
lol i knew it had to come to this
It is sad that the media acts the ways they do. Also, it’s sad that people in the U.S have nothing better to do than pay attention to this stuff. Tiger is no different than the people who are shocked by this and are having all kind of affairs themselves. A lot of people in the U.S. have no lives so they live through others.
TV is their life.
Sad,sad,sad
True True True
that’s crazy homeless guy…
hahaha…
In the words of the immortal Chris Rock, “If a homeless person has a funny sign, he hasn’t been homeless that long. A *real* homeless person is too hungry to be funny.”
He might not even be homeless. You can make quite a bit from begging.
he’s obviously not homeless with his ipod headphones
Now who else is joining the list?? Funny!!
yeah OBVIOUSLY if he can afford ipod headphones he can afford a house… duh
Culturally Cool you’re an idiot.
Tiger has the money AND the power.
When you’ve got the ability to slam whatever chick you want and get away with it you’re going to take advantage of it. That is why this is an interesting story. Tiger has always been viewed as a savior in sports but his sins are exciting news to ppl who see him as a public figure.
Buck Up and shut up
Well i would give him 2 quarters. Not because I like to donate, but because hes got a sense of humor
Lesson to this guy Never delete your voicemails.
TIGER IS A MAN AND HE’S NOT PERFECT, I THINK IF I CALLED AND SAID I WAS HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH HIM YOU ALL WOULD PUBLISH THAT ,BUT WE ALL KNOW THE MEDIA IS GOING TO TAKE HIM ALL THE WAY DOWN, I HOPE YOU CONTINUE TO BE PERFECT IN YOUR LIFE
5 bucks says someone wrote that and paid him to hold it.
I hope this guy has positioned himself on madison avenue … he could get a nice advertising job with that wit