Greg Oden Wants to Give You the Short Version of the Story
Greg Oden Is Sorry You Had To See His Elephant Trunk
That is hardly ever a good thing, It surely is not in Oden’s case.
It began when the 2007 first overall pick was snapped in a photograph with a blond female as he wore a t-shirt that some would consider to be quite suggestive. Then, only a few days hours later, his popular donkey shlong self-portrait went viral (link NSFW or the faint of heart); an event that may catapult Oden to the top of the list of popular athlete penises (our apologies to Joe DiMaggio, Visanthe Shiancoe, and the like).
Now Oden is apologizing to his family, friends, teammates, organization, and the rest of those who have been affected negatively by this incident.
How about the hundreds of women who had to withstand that baby’s arm with a man’s fist? They are the real heros.
Here is his public apology.
Hat Tip – [Deadspin]