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Slam Dunk Contestant Runs Over Hot Chick (Video)

by: AnthonyP On  Tuesday, February 23, 2010
Tags:  Basketball   Hot Girl   NBA   Slam Dunk  

Slam Dunk Contestant Runs Over Hot ChickA message to all those non-USA slam dunk contestants: you are probably doing it wrong. At least this guy was. Big time.

Worst. Charge. Ever. This is all kinds of fail. How dare this guy wear the number 23! I’ve just received the translation of what he is saying and it goes like this: “Hello sexy lady. Wah wah we wah. You stand here then I come and jump over you then slam the basketball down the hole. Is good?”

No, it’s not good. It’s absolutely awful. We need to send Whiteboy Dunk Champion Trevor Ferguson over there to show this cat a thing or two. The guy also could have chosen a chick that wasn’t taller than his point guard. Helps to have a smaller person to leap over when you don’t have sufficient hops. He was probably hoping to nail the dunk and get himself a kiss. But he should have watched Will Coleman nail the kiss dunk. Perhaps we just need a new translation for “Don’t try this at home…or on your basketball court.”

Hat Tip Video – [Unathletic]




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