A-Rod Strokes His Bat (GIF)

Just when we thought Torii Hunter had the best pre-swing gesture in baseball history, along comes Alex Rodriguez to steal the show.

A-Rod’s sex life seems to have garnered much attention during his time with the New York Yankees, and although most of the time he has been able to maintain himself while on the field, that hasn’t always been the case for the All-Star shortstop.

Therefore, it should come as no surprise that he was at it once again.

While some may say he was simply “warming his bat,” I would have to qualify this as “getting his wood a little too hot in public.” Something tells me that we were close to witnessing a fire in his pants. After all, rubbing two wooden sticks together for a long enough period of time is surely capable of causing such an incident.