Picture Of The Day: I think He’s Single
What this guy’s workout consists of is something we may never know, but something tells me that it includes a lot of wrist curls and a couple of syringes a day. Or perhaps he has become a little to comfortable with the Shake Weight.
Hopefully he decided to buy one rather than use his own “God-given” Shake Weight (a.k.a. your penis). Sure this cheaper alternative may seem to be a lot more practical, but I think it is safe to assume that no man’s penis should be subjected to this type of constant strain. After all, could you imagine being at the mercy of that grip? I think I just discovered another way to get “blue balls.”