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She’s Smells So Good, I’d Sniff Her Bicycle Seat! (Video)
I don’t think it matters what this commercial is selling, it will get the attention of any man (and it’s not the first), but wait until you do hear what is being promoted throughout this strong display of lust.
But it’s not what you may be thinking. Have you ever wanted your woman to smell like a great big vagina? Well now you can with Vulva Original, the perfume that smells like a woman’s cooter.
After watching this commercial, I assumed that perhaps they had come up with the marvelous idea of creating a special perfume/deodorant for the vagina, not of the vagina. After all, wouldn’t that be a great way to keep your meatwallet smelling fresh as you cheer on you favorite team.
But make no mistake about it. Capturing the scent of the bearded clam was no easy task.
“Our greatest challenge was to preserve the intimate scent without altering the essences thereof. After meny years of extensive testing, and an especially developed preservation procedure, we have succeeded in capturing the sought-after organic vaginal scent with a long lasting effect.”
We can only hope that they went with the fur burger of a clean woman (rather than a dirty one) as a point of reference.
Hat Tip Video – [Carnal Nation]