Picture Of The Day: That Can’t Be Her Real Name?
This may work differently for guys than for girls, but doesn't a name like "anus" get you beat up? If I had a name like that growing up, I would have been a lot skinnier since my lunch money would have been taken pretty much every single day. The other option is that this isn't her real name, and it is some sort of nickname. I don't think I need to tell you if that is the case it is obviously way worse.
I wish someone with this kind of name would make it to pro sports. How great would it be to hear something like "Cristiano Ronaldo drills Anus" or "Anus is on fire!" Those are both basketball references, but the possibilities are endless.
I guess there is some sort of soccer game going on in this picture too, but who cares. "Anus" was obviously the draw here.
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Bet she is the butt of a lot of jokes…..
Wow thats incredible dude.
Let’s hope her first name isn’t ‘Dripping or Loose”…..
Clearly photoshoped. The first letter was removed, look closely you can see a circular blur where the first letter should be.
Cash Man,
no, no. Her name is Lucy Anus.
Are you dumb? Anus is a real name, this would be good if it was part of a collection of bad jerseys or other people with bad last names.
Maybe she’s in a country where they don’t speak English?
She obviously plays for ARSEnal ! Their love for the bum includes Arsene as manager and Arshavin as the token ruskie and now Anus for the ladies team