Picture Of The Day: Underwater Skiing
I would love to talk about the prospects of this new sport, which combines the physical endurance of cross country skiing with the joy of being in the ocean, but I am simply too distracted by the granny in her bikini bottoms and wet t-shirt.
The first time I saw this, I was literally seconds away from puking in my mouth. I couldn’t even force myself to eat dinner. Call me weak, but there is something about old people in bathing suits that just doesn’t sit well with my stomach. Had it been Kim Kardashian in her skimpy little swimsuit, skiing through the ocean waters, I would be much more attracted to the prospects of this sport. Unfortunately, the image of her 90-year-old grandma doing the same will not suffice.