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Picture Of The Day: Meanwhile in Alabama
Roll Tide! Here’s a fine-looking redneck that done used his creativity to create this here water ve-hickle. The dude looks like he’s already sloshed and he also looks like he might have been the stunt double for Tom Hanks’ character in “Castaway”.
Complete with ‘jorts’ and his digital watch, this here fella gets an A for attaching a car battery to a wooden platform in a huge body of water. Don’t rednecks just make you smile? I wonder if this was the same dude that brought us redneck water-skiing. If this dude gets on TV with his invention, you know he’s doing it pantless.