The Stat Line of the Night – 5/31/10 – Ubaldo Jimenez
Picture Of The Day: Scaredy Cat Ball Boy
This ballboy/man/judge probably isn’t cut out for this line of work. First, he should know that they do hit the ball forward, not backward and they never aim for the ball boy. Also, I don’t think your small hand and where it’s placed is going to fully cover your junk. And if it is, well, then we are all sorry for you. I guess you can’t blame a guy for protecting what he’s got. Of course, he could be out of his mind and hallucinating, thinking that the alligator is trying to bite him. Maybe he was imitating Phil Mickelson, but that’s golf, you doofus. He should relax. It’s not like he got stabbed with a javelin.