Picture of the Day: Dude, You Saved My Life
The days of star center fielder Jimmy Thompson picking on .148 hitting left fielder Matty Smithson are all over. Jimmy will no longer refer to Matty as “Slump”. Jimmy will no longer yell “Oh great, Wimpson is up.” Jimmy will no longer atomic wedgie Matty at school. Jimmy will no longer summon his crew to hold Matty down while he repeatedly farts directly on his face. Somehow, even with his eyes closed and Jimmy yelling “I got it!” 10 times, Matty made the catch of his life. And it saved Jimmy’s life. It’s all about the D. Now they are great buds.
Next thing you know, they’ll get matching tattoos.