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Cristiano Ronaldo Scores Amazing Goal vs. North Korea (Video)
A pretty spectacular goal by Ronaldo, scored during the 7-0 massacre of the North Korean team. I think there might be another massacre of the North Korean team coming, because Kim Jong Il is totally pissed. I’m pretty sure that if you’re a North Korean soccer player that the best thing to do is to just stay in South Africa. Maybe they can get jobs selling vuvuzelas. They seem to be in high demand there, right?
Ronaldo scored an acrobatic goal, but is it really a big deal? Almost anyone could have scored against that team. If you make what Ronaldo makes — approximately $132 million US dollars — shouldn’t you be finding the back of the net with more frequency? I’m no soccer expert, but come on.
$132 million for a soccer player? These aren’t the toughest guys in the world, that’s for sure. I’m going to go practice my fake-flopping in the backyard. I need one of those contracts.
Hat Tip Video = [DirtyTackle]