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Comedian Mike Polk Sings “LeBron James Is A Bitch” (Must See Video!)

by: JamieD On  Thursday, August 19, 2010

This lyrical masterpiece created by comedian Mike Polk is so great that not even Ron Artest himself could duplicate such magic.  The man responsible for creating the “Hastily Made Cleveland Tourism Video” is back again with his latest hit, “LeBron James is a Bitch.”  And let me be the first to say that this is an absolute gem!

So without further ado, we give all you LeBron haters exactly what you have been waiting for.

Here it is.  “LeBron James is a Bitch,” with full lyrics below.

“LeBron James Is A Bitch”, by Mike Polk:

So long LBJ, it’s been sure good to know ya,
but when the going gets tough, I guess the pussies get going.
You had seven long years to bring a title to Cleveland,
you choked again and again, and now you tell us you’re leavin’.
You’re headin’ down south to join another man’s team,
We thought that you were an alpha, you’re a beta it seems.
So goodbye and good riddance, pack your ego and go.
But before you depart, there’s just one thing you should know.

LeBron James is a bitch.

Pack you bags for the south, he couldn’t get the job done, now he’s runnin’ away
He and his Miami boyfriends, well they might win a ring.
But even if they do it, really don’t change a thing.
It’s just as simple as this,

LeBron James is a bitch.

You hijacked ESPN to show the world you’re a star,
but all you did was confirm just what a douchebag you are.
You call yourself “Chosen One”, you’re humble indeed,
but I hope like Jesus Christ, you don’t live past 33.
Your leavin’ hurts our economy, don’t you know,
cause all the crack dealers truly hate to see your mom go.
Will you take her down with you to the land of the sun,
or will you just set her loose, and let Delonte have fun.

LeBron James is a bitch.

There’s not much more to say, he couldn’t get the job done, and now he’s runnin’ away.
He and his Miami boyfriends, well they might win a ring,
but even if they do it really don’t change a thing.
It’s just as simple as this,

LeBron James is a bitch.

Now you’ll never be Jordan, you’re not nearly that tough.
He never ran like a girl when shit got a bit tough.
You don’t realize it now, but you can bet you’ll learn quick,
That you can’t hold the spotlight when you’re riding Wade’s d*ck.

LeBron James is a bitch.

There’s not much more to say, he couldn’t ger the job done, and now he’s runnin’ away.
He and his Miami boyfriends, well they might win a ring,
but even if they do it really don’t change a thing.
It’s just as simple as this,

LeBron James is a bitch.




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