9 Coaches Who Should Call It Quits
Alabama’s Psycho Strength Coach is Excited! (Video)
Allow us to introduce you to Steve Cochran, the Strength and Conditioning Coach for the Alabama Crimson Tide.
How would we describe Cochran? He’s a perfect mixture of Carl from “Sling Blade” and former Bucs coach Jon Gruden. Wait, I forgot that he is also one part Opie from “The Andy Griffith Show”.
Something tells me that one day he will die a very painful and gruesome death when he gets jacked in the head by a 45-pound plate. It will inspire a new word to describe how someone dies — “Did you hear about that dude from the South? Dude got plated.”
I sure would have liked to see coach Cochran try all that motivation with LeGarrette Blount, aka Punchy. Blount would have thrown a haymaker at his jaw. This psycho coach might actually like that though. “I only lost one tooth! More sets! More reps!!” Too bad Blount doesn’t play for the Giants. I know we’d all like to see him bloody Eli Manning one more time.
Hat Tip Video – [ThePigskinDoctors]