The Brett Favre Story, As Told Through Taiwanese Animation (Video)
So let me get this straight. Brett Favre announced his retirement, but his return caused Packers fans to throw eggs at their television screens. He then fell in love with Jenn Sterger, whom he phoned while wearing a helmet over his dong in the bathtub. When that didn’t work, he sent her pictures of a banana, which angered Sterger. Favre also used his “optic blast” to light the ass of a Jets massage therapist on fire. All of these actions had business men doing keg-stands, and now Favre is living with Tiger Woods.
It all seems to make sense now. Thanks Taiwan.
Hat Tip – [Deadspin]