The Simpsons Mock The Detroit Lions (Video)
It is already dangerous enough to enter The Black Hole in Oakland wearing a jersey of the opposing team, but when you do so and try to pick a fight with all the surrounding Raiders fans dressed in silver and black, only a miracle will get you out of there unscathed.
And from the looks of it, it was still much too early for any Christmas miracles to take place in the Coliseum this past Sunday. As for one-punch knockouts, those are never out of season in The Black Hole.
Hat Tip – [Deadspin]