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12 Female Athletes We’d Love to See in a Porno

by: Howard Cosmell On  Wednesday, January 12, 2011


The grace of an athlete translates to many, many endeavors. But none more so than hardcore pornography. Since the skill sets over lap so much, we figured we would try our hand at a female athlete fantasy porno team. It sounds silly now, but wait five years and it will be bigger than fantasy football. Based on a number of arbitrary criteria points, we ranked the 12 athletes who would best perform in an adult movie. No gymnasts, though. They’ve got the skills, but that’s creepy, and illegal. So knock it off.

12. Anna Kournikova

You know how we roll at TPS. Let’s bookend this list with the Russian tennis players. Anyone who has a problem with that better make a VERY compelling argument in the comments. IF we really need a reason besides “she’s really really hot,” let’s just say that her grunting isn’t a huge turnoff and leave it at that.

11. Michelle Kwan

I’m going to go out on a limb and posit that the blur spin has practical applications beyond those on the ice. She’s used to being carried and tossed. Check and check.

10. Ashley Harlkeroad

She looks good in little-to-no clothing, she isn’t afraid to get naked, and her last name practically begs “porn pseudonym.” She makes the cut. Congratulations, Ashley! Welcome to the world of porn!

9. Misty May Treanor

We’re going to completely ignore the fact that some of these women are married, because that just sucks all the fun out of this exercise. Misty’s got the body, the tan, and though she’s a volleyball player, she’s only clocking in at 5’9″, so you don’t have to worry about her movies going straight to the “Amazon Woman” section of your adult bookstore.

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