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12 Female Athletes We’d Love to See in a Porno

by: Howard Cosmell On  Wednesday, January 12, 2011

4. Katarina Witt

Prove that “mature” and “hot” aren’t mutually exclusive. She’s got the German thing, and those people are freaky as hell. She’s got the ice skating moves, which we have addressed with Michelle Kwan, and she’s got experience, which goes a long way in the bedroom. (Or in front of the camera, in this instance)

3. Gretchen Bleiler

Snow bunny. I don’t feel I need to keep going, but I will. Her wintery profession means that she knows her way around a chairlift, gondola, hot tub, and a lodge. Possibilities abound.

2. Ana Ivanovic

Well, she’s Eastern European, which goes a long way in my book. She’s hot, even by the standards on this list. And her name opens the door for thousands of delightful puns and portmanteaus. Standards prohibit me from going further, but you’re smart people. You’ll figure it out. At this point, I would also like to offer a sincere “hello” to all our female readers. Thanks for checking us out, ladies.

1. Maria Sharapova

I put her here because that’s the law. If there’s any class of athlete more suited for pornography than “Russian female tennis player,” then please educate me. The grunting, the white clothes, the brusk accent. There should be a training facility that offers tennis lessons and adult film, um, lessons for some sort of price break. Any investors?




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