It’s no surprise that sports and athletics breed hot bodies. What is hot is poring over this list and finding out exactly what sports breed the most hot bodies. There are four golfers on this list! Four! Since when do golfers have better bodies than surfers? There’s no accounting for the madness on this list, but once you read over it, you’ll come to the same conclusion I did. The Mayans were right. The world is going to end. Which is completely fine, because I don’t want to live in a world where golfers are hotter than surfers. It’s just too bizarre.

Doing the impossible: Making golf sexy.

Two golfers kicking off this list has to be a first. The four horsemen should be cruising by any minute now.

Revolutionizing the way we think about Italian volleyball players. Not that we thought about them before.

We will gladly submit to this MMA fighter.

It’s no surprise that she picked a career where she always wears a swimsuit.

She’s an Italian model and track star. And guess what? She has the body of a model and a track star.

She’s been in Playboy. That’s all you need to know about this tennis player. Look it up.

Even as a WWE enthusiast, I would never be able to hit this beauty with a folding chair.

Snow bunny!

I can’t believe it took this long to get to a surfer chick.

This Paraguayan javelin thrower is beautiful AND deadly.

She can light up a room with a smile. And knock your head off with a softball.

Sadly, it appears that recent reports indicate that this physique may have been chemically induced.

The third golfer on this list. The end is nigh.

Eastern European tennis player. That’s like a season pass to being on this list.

Erin Andrews best watch her back.

Normally, I look to bookend these lists with the Russians, but Sharapova is too hot to be at 25.

Ok. This is getting freaky. When did golfers get such good bodies. Did Tiger Woods kick this off?

…And the other Russian.

If we could get rid of all the dangers of NASCAR, she could wear this while competing.

The Playboy MVP. A benchmark for the swimmer’s body.

A third Russian tennis player makes the list. And takes the lead.

The state of Arizona cranks out hot softball players, doesn’t it?

Apparently, pole vaulting is a very practical way to get an insane body.

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