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The 30 Sexiest SI Swimsuit Photos of All Time
20. Jessica Gomes
She decided we could get a better look at her bikini top if she took it off and held it. She’s right. She’s always right.
19. Paulina Porizkova
Czech and mate. Sorry, that was dumb. Paulina graced the cover of SI in 1984 and 1985, making her kinda old now. But not as old as her weird-looking husband, Ric Ocasek.
18. Irina Shayk
Finally, Sports Illustrated decided to celebrate the marriage of the two sexiest things I know. Bikinis and pianos.
There’s a decent chance that this photo was taken on some island that Jay-Z owns. I’m so jealous of Jay-Z that it makes me furious. WHY CAN’T I BE YOU?
16. Rachel Hunter
I’m not sure what makes this eligible for the “swimsuit” edition, but I’m the last one to complain.
15. Julie Henderson
Here, let me tie that string for you. Oops! I accidentally undid the other one. Well, we might as well make love in this sand, now…
14. Kathy Ireland
Nostalgia is sexy. She was like Megan Fox back in the day. Now….she looks way less hot than MF, but my 12 year-old self would pummel me if I didn’t include Kathy. And yeah, my 12 year-old self can beat me up.
While compiling this list, I’ve decided that I would like to marry about a half-dozen strange women.
12. Brooklyn Decker
My favorite “swimsuit” of all time. In three years, SI will be showing full penetration in their Swimsuit Issue just to keep up with public expectations.
11. Cintia Dicker
That sweet, sweet ass is a gift to me. I know that because there’s a bow on it.