The Daily Gambling Fix 2/16/11 – Maria Venus
15 Female Athletes Who Belong in the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue
Another entry, and another sexy female golfer. When did they get so hot? It sure beats looking at Lee Trevino. Well, maybe not young Lee Trevino.
Maybe Michelle Kwan doesn’t really belong on this list, but I’ve had a thing for her for years, so please indulge me.
Yet another golfer. But just look at those legs. She can clean urinals at Fenway Park, for all I care. She’s hot.
Snowboarders like Gretchen Bleiler always look so stupid wearing a knit cap and a bikini at the same time. Luckily, stupid and hot are not mutually exclusive.
Allison Stokke is best known for being a pole-vaulter. Wait, no. She’s best known for being hot. She’s also a pole-vaulter, and she also belongs in S.I.
The obvious joke would involve British soccer player Rachel Unitt’s last name. The second most obvious joke is to bring up the fact that her last name makes an easy joke. You see what I did there? Although in all fairness, jokes are supposed to me funny, so I guess I failed.
Michelle Waterson is a female MMA fighter. Maybe that’s why she gives me the urge to beat the sh*t out of my penis. Put her in S.I., please.