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Picture Of The Day: Got Roids Roger?
During my childhood, when I used to look up to baseball players such as Roger Clemens and Sammy Sosa, I may have believed that it was the milk which allowed them to hit a ball 400 feets for a home run, or throw it 100 mph for a strikeout. Now I know better.
So let me get this straight. Is Roger telling me that if I want to be strong, I have to drink my milk? Perhaps he forgot to mention that there may be a syringe with steroids in that glass, waiting to poke me in the face after each sip.
Got Roids Roger?
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