Watch Shawn Marion Air-Jerk It Last Night (Video)
Oh, The Tears Of Unfathomable Sadness! My-Yummy! (Video Of Bosh Crying)
I have always questioned whether there really was a God, but after watching the Dallas Mavericks string together three wins in a row and come back from a 2-1 series deficit to beat the Miami Heat 4-2 and win their first ever NBA Championship, I now know that there really is a God, and he obviously hates the Miami Heat as much as I do.
In all seriousness, watching the Dallas Mavericks beat LeBron James, Chris Bosh and Dwyane Wade last night felt like I was watching my favorite team win their first ever Larry O’Brien Trophy. After all, every team that has played the Miami Heat during these NBA playoffs I’ve adopted as my “new favorite team,” and after watching the 76ers, Celtics and Bulls fail me, the Mavs were finally able to come through and make all of us Heat-haters proud.
Oh, how I wish I could lick those tears from Chris Bosh’s eyes. Those tears of unfathomable sadness! My-yummy!