Fat Kid Flashes His Man-Boobs Following Goal By US Women’s Soccer Team (GIF)
When the USA’s Alex Morgan opened the scoring in the 69th minute of yesterday’s Women’s World Cup Final against Japan, the Americans in attendance had every reason to believe that their ladies were on the verge of winning their third World Cup title. After all, until that point the Japanese women had done little to show that they were capable of breaking down the American defense and getting a ball past keeper Hope Solo.
So with the championship ceremony seemingly only 21 minutes away, one chubby Yankee decided to celebrate in a much similar fashion to what we have become accustomed to seeing at the Copa America in Argentina: he lifted his shirt and flashed his bosoms to the world.
While his breasts may not match up against the likes of Irina Grandez and Daysi Araujo, the real tragedy here was the fact that the Americans couldn’t hold on, blowing their 1-0 lead with ten minute left in regulation, as well as a 2-1 lead with three minutes remaining in extra time, before losing in a shootout to the Japanese.