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Dennis Hallman Got Beat Up In His Skimpy Blue Speedo (Video)
With a main event that featured a non-title bout between Rashad Evans and Tito Ortiz, there really wasn’t much of a reason for spending $50 to watch UFC 133 on Pay-Per-View. However, there was one very good reason not to watch it. That reason came via a welterweight bout between Brian Ebersole and Dennis Hallman, which featured some rather strange attire.
While the up-arrow shaved into Ebersole’s chest was a little out of the ordinary, it pales in comparison to the skimpy blue speedo shorts worn by his opponent.
It can be tough taking part in an MMA bout against a man whose outfit is barely covering his junk (it actually slipped out at one moment during the fight, but we don’t want you to see that). However, Ebersole was up to the task, knocking Hallman out in the opening round with a flurry of elbows and earning himself a $70,000 bonus for “getting those horrifying shorts off TV as soon as possible” from UFC president Dana White.
Perhaps the only thing more embarrassing than getting your head pounded by a guy with an arrow shaved into his chest is doing so while wearing a skimpy blue speedo. Here is a look at the final 45 seconds of the fight. Try not to look directly at Hallman’s junk. Much like a solar eclipse, it may cause severe damage to your eye sight, not to mention the nightmares.
Hat Tip – [Cage Writer]