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Corey Patterson Is A Human Sprinkler (Video)

by: JamieD On  Friday, October 28, 2011

corey patterson spitHow does a player like Corey Patterson, who hasn’t taken a single at bat during the post-season, make it onto the highlights during Game 6 of the World Series?  By displaying his ability to use his mouth like a sprinkler while FOX’s cameras are focused on him in the bottom of the tenth inning.

It must have been a tense time for Patterson and the rest of the Cardinals, who were trailing 9-7 at the time and were on the verge of watching their season end, before Lance Berkman and David Freese saved the day.

I guess nothing relieves the tension quite like riffling off three quick rounds of saliva.

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