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Kris Humphries Is Gay, According To Star Magazine
The war of words between the Kardashians and Kris Humphries has reached new heights, as a celebrity tabloid is claiming that Kim Kardashian believes Kris is gay.
The cover of this week’s Star Magazine reads, “Kim’s Bombshell: Kris is Gay.” The news comes only a few weeks after the couple announced their split following a brief 72-day marriage.
So what would lead Kim to believe that the former Nets power forward is not attracted to females? According to Star Magazine, via She Knows Entertainment:
“Kim confided to Khloe pretty early on that [she and Kris] hadn’t had sex for weeks after they returned home from their Italian honeymoon. Kim was really concerned.”
“One night she came back to their hotel room in a trench coat… She lit candles, put on some music and started doing a sexy striptease. But Kris barely looked up from the TV! He was like, ‘Later babe. I’m watching SportsCenter now.’”
“Khloe asked Kim if she thought Kris might be gay. At first Kim thought that was ridiculous. But the more she thought about it, the more she wondered. There were signs.”
No sex for weeks? Turning down a striptease? Come on now Kris! I know you probably thought you had plenty of sex-filled years with Kim ahead of you, but can’t the SportsCenter highlights wait until the morning?
***Update: Kris’ ex-girlfriend, Bianca Kamber, has gone on record claiming Humphries is “absolutely not” gay. That should settle this debate…or does it?
Hat Tip – [She Knows Entertainment]