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by: Howard Cosmell On  Tuesday, May 15, 2012

New York Rangers coach John Tortorella isn’t known for being a particularly floral speaker. His terse, straightforward answers may not give reporters much to work with in terms of insight or context, but the simplistic nature of his responses lend themselves very well to the remix treatment courtesy of DJ Steve Porter. DJ Steve Porter should probably look into a new stage name, but that’s where my criticisms end.

DJ Steve Porter does a great job of maintaining tempo and rhythm in this YouTube video, appropriately titled “Next Question.”

“Not talking ’bout the refs – No. Not talking ’bout the game – No.”

While the subject matter is pretty damn niche, the final product is fun enough that I’ll hazard a guess that this thing could chart on the Billboard Top 40 given the current climate of pop music.

The next time we see John Tortorella, he will be pimp walking down the road with Jermaine Dupri, Lil’ Weezy, and wearing one of Souljah Boy’s chains. It’s an exciting time to be John Tortorella.

Hat Tip – [Buzzfeed]




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