Irish captain and new member of the L.A. Galaxy Robbie Keane did alright for himself when he married wife Claudine. However, I think if my name was Claudine and I was marrying a guy named Keane, I would have kept my maiden name.

France’s Samir Nasri is dating a pro tennis player? The worlds of hot WAGs and hot tennis players collide.

Cesc Fabregas’ girlfriend Daniella is a lot hotter than this photo indicates. But since seeing is believing, and since this is the best one I could find, she’s relegated to an underachieving 18th place. (PS, she should be very thankful she was not born in an English-speaking country, because she would have had a rough childhood…if you know what I’m getting at.)

Spain’s Sergio Ramos is probably doesn’t mind that gf Lara is only #17. Soccer players understand that there’s a lot of stiff competition in WAG rankings, and it’s an honor to crack the top 50.

Soccer fans from Euro 2012 host Ukraine ought to be very proud that one of their stars, Andriy Voronin, has a wife on this list. (After all, TPS WAG lists are very prestigious.)

The Netherlands’ Rafael van der Vaart has a goofy name but an attractive wife. So it all balances out.

Eagle-eyed soccer nerds would probably like to point out that Renata’s boyfriend, Martin Fenin, did not actually make the cut for the Czech Republic’s Euro 2012 roster. But I put her on the list because I think he was robbed. (Not true. I have no opinion about Mr. Fenin. I just thought his girlfriend is gorgeous, and that you’d enjoy looking at this photograph.)

Gerard Pique of Spain has himself a girlfriend who is both talented and beautiful. Plus, she has very honest hips.

Wow, right?

Wesley Sneijder proves that you don’t have to win the World Cup to get yourself a crazy hot wife. Being runner up (as Holland was in 2010) will do.

If there really is such a thing as the Swedish Bikini Team, Christian Wilhemsson’s is probably the captain.

Sami Khedira is part of the new wave of German soccer stars that don’t sport the traditional blonde-haired, blue-eyed look. But his girlfriend—model Lena Gercke—sure does. What a fox.

English defender Ashley Cole obviously wasn’t too broken up about his divorce from wife Cheryl, as the guy immediately started dating strippers and Playboy Playmates. (Well, actually, I guess it was his dating of strippers and Playboy Playmates that brought on the divorce in the first place.) Anyway, Cole’s current Playmate girlfriend is Pennsylvania native Kayla Collins.

Cristina here is dating Italian midfielder Riccardo Montolivo. She’d be way out of his league if he wasn’t a “calcitore.”

At #6 we have our second consecutive Italian WAG. This time it’s legendary goalkeeper Gianluigi Buffon’s Czech wife, Alena. (Fun fact: these two are actually the same age, have been together for over a decade, and have two children. I guess Gianluigi knew he had a good thing when he started dating Alena.)

I wouldn’t say Mesut Özil ugly, but he’s definitely unique-looking. Fortunately, there are a lot of hot women who don’t care what you look, so long as you’re one of the 10 best soccer players in the world. And Aida Yespica is one of them. (Lucky bastard.)

Spaniard Iker Casillas’ girlfriend is TV personality Sara Carbonero. She makes Erin Andrews look average.

I am not a fan of Portugal’s Cristiano Ronaldo (though I will concede that he’s probably the 2nd or 3rd best player in the world). So every time I remember that he’s shacked up with Russian beauty Irna Shayk, I little part of me dies.

The Italy’s Mario Baloteli, the 21-year-old striker of Ghanian, was probably pretty broken up over his split with the unfathomably gorgeous Sara Tommasi. He shouldn’t be. (A) He’ll find another hot girlfriend, (B) she’s 8 years older than him, and (C), most importantly, she’d kinda nuts. (Just give her a quick google search and you’ll see what I’m talking about.)

Adil Rami is without a doubt the luckiest man at Euro 2012, let alone France.