New Dolphins wide receiver Chad “Ochocinco” Johnson has always had a knack for making headlines. I mean, just one week ago we here at Total Pro Sports did a story about how he said that he and his new teammates had developed a “Brokeback Mountain-type relationship.” And, obviously, there’s the whole changing his name to Ochocinco thing.

But the Chad Johnson story we’ve got for you today proves that the guy has taken publicity-seeking to another level.

So here’s the deal.  Yesterday, Ochocino-Johnson got married to Evelyn Lozada. The nuptials took place on some remote island location with lots of security. However, it was hardly a private, intimate affair.

Why? Because Ochocinco tweeted the whole damn thing. Start to finish.

Here are some of the highlights of Ochocinco’s matrimonial tweets:

(PB&J before getting married? Hope he had a breath mint.)

(Bengals coach Marvin Lewis sure as hell doesn’t know how to coach a football team, what with that amazing 69-77-1 record, but apparently the guy has a way with words.)

(Ochocinco at least has some sense.)

(I’m sure Evelyn really appreciated this one. Nice work, Ocho.)

Hat Tip – [NFL.com]