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The Fitness Ace Power Is the Greatest Fitness Machine Ever Invented (Video)

by: Esteban On  Wednesday, July 25, 2012
Tags:  Fitness   Sexy   Shake Weight  

fitness ace powerFirst there was the ThighMaster. Then there was the Shake Weight. Now the title of “World’s Most Bizarrely Erotic Workout Machine” belongs to the Fitness Ace Power.

So what exactly is the Fitness Ace Power?

As you might expect with a name like that, it comes from Japan. And basically, it’s a humping machine.

Seriously!

Sure, they say it is supposed to mimic the core workout you get when riding a horse (by toning your abs, thighs, and glutes), but give me a break. I think what they really wanted was a workout machine that makes you look like you’re having air sex. And on that account, mission accomplished!

Now, if only we had a Japanese infomercial for the Fitness Ace Power.

Oh wait, we do!  So check it out for yourself:

Are you done laughing yet? No? Okay, I’ll wait. Get it out of your system.

If I had to choose, I’d say the best feature of this machine is the way it lets you move in both an up and down motion, and thrusting motion, essentially covering every major sexual position in the process.

Hat Tip – [Barstool Sports]




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