I’m not a fashion critic. In fact, I can barely dress myself. But I do know stupid when I see it (for example, my face). And as far as things looking stupid, watching the opening ceremony of the 2012 Olympic Games was like hitting the mother load. To be fair, most traditional clothing from around the world looks ridiculous, so simply wearing a grass skirt or lederhosen won’t land your country on this. But lamely attempting to modernize traditional grab or create a whole new look probably will. So, with that in mind, here are nine of the worst offenders from last Friday’s event.