Everybody knows that, for a lot of women, Halloween is an excuse to dress a little sexier than they normally would. But what about women who already dress pretty sexy on a regular basis—like, say, NFL cheerleaders? Do they dress conservatively on Halloween?
Yeah right. If you happened to catch any NFL action over the last two weeks, then you know the answer to that question is a resounding “no.” In fact, many of the cheerleading squads around the league wear costumes leading up to October 31, and, believe it or not, these costumes are in some cases even hotter than the outfits they normally wear.
So today we’re bringing you a list of the very best NFL cheerleader Halloween costumes we’ve seen. Happy Halloween from TotalProSports!
There couldn't be a more suitable Halloween costume for an attractive blonde than the greatest sex symbol of the 20th century, could there? She's even got the Marilyn smile down.
35. Marilyn Monroe
Princess Jasmine was actually a very popular costume this year among NFL cheerleaders. I guess that's an indication of how old most of these women are. (That is to say, they were little girls when Aladdin came out.)
34. Princess Jasmine
What is it about 1920s flapper costumes that makes them so popular year after year? Well, I'm pretty sure it's the fact that the dressed are really short and look like slips. It's kind of the classy way to be a little slutty.
I think this cheerleader is a flamenco dancer, but if she put some bananas on her head she'd also be a dead ringer for the Chiquita Banana lady.
32. Flamenco Dancer
All that's missing from this costume is the whip. Though maybe it's in her other hand.
31. Circus Ringmaster
Ah yes, it would be Halloween without a sexy nurse or ten.
30. Sexy Nurse
I guess the blonde in front is a taxi cab? That's kind of a strange costume, but to each her own.
Of course, if you look on the left you'll see another Princess Jasmine—I told you it was a popular choice this year.
29. Taxi Cab
Why yes, officer, I have been a naughty boy. I had better go for a ride downtown.
28. Sexy Cop
There was skinny Elvis, and there was fat Elvis. Now, apparently, there is also sexy chick Elvis.
27. Sexy Elvis
Cleopatra is always a sexy Halloween staple. I wonder what the real Cleopatra would have said if somebody told her that, 2042 years after her death, people would be dressing up like her just for fun.
This bikini hardly seems practical for somebody who herds cattle for a living.
Those are some pretty sizable seashells.
It's funny how some fishnet stockings can make an otherwise ordinary Halloween costume sexy.
22. Bumble Bee
I guess if you get tired of being sexy regular cops, you've got to mix it up a bit. This woman decided to be a sexy member of the S.W.A.T. team.
21. Sexy S.W.A.T. Team Member
Disney got it wrong back in 1937. They should have had Snow White show off a little more skin...like this.
20. Snow White
That's one hot pirate. Of course, if I didn't know any better I'd say she was just a member of the regular Tampa Bay Buccaneers cheerleading squad.
The sexy astronaut is front and center, here, but I also couldn't help but notice the placement of that sexy jack-o-lantern's eyes.
18. Sexy Astronaut
There's nothing like taking a sweet, innocent, childhood cartoon character and giving her a little sex appeal. Kind of makes you feel a little pervy, doesn't it?
17. Strawberry Shortcake
This one is actually a bit tame. She'll have to go back to the drawing board next year to take it up a notch.
16. Kitty Cat
Why don't real military uniforms feature cleavage like this? Oh right. Too distracting.
15. Marching Bandleader
This costume looks like it was part of the wardrobe for the adult film adaptation of the Wizard of Oz. (I assume that they have made such a film. I don't know for a fact.)
There is so much to appreciate about this photo, but for me the sexy maid right in the middle steals the show.
13. Sexy Maid (and friends)
I like this costume, but if she just took off the hat it would kind of look like a regular cheerleading uniform. To I had to dock it a few points.
I'd say this one borders on inappropriate. What do you think?
11. Girl Scout
I guess we should call her Harriet Potter, not Harry Potter. Well, actually, it doesn't really matter. Either way I wish she'd use her magic spells on me.
10. Sexy (Female) Harry Potter
Catwoman is always a good choice. This woman is no Halle Berry, but then again who is?
Way to honor the troops. They're probably like, oh, yeah, we're trying not to get killed by roadside bombs over hear in Afghanistan, but it like totally lifts our spirits to know some sexy NFL cheerleader dressed up in camo for Halloween. Thanks a million.
8. Army Girl
If you honor one of the armed forces, you'd better be prepared to honor them all. Semper fi.
7. Marine Girl
Well, this makes three of the four branches. Now all we need is a Navy Girl.
Oh, well, what do you know, here's one now...
6. Air Force Girl
Hello, sailor! (You gotta love a woman in uniform.)
5. Navy Girl
The only referee anybody ever liked. Well, besides Ed Hochuli.
4. Sexy Referee
I bet you didn't think Catwoman could possibly get any sexier. And I also bet you are glad you were wrong.
3. Catwoman 2
This cowgirl costume makes the one we saw earlier look like something a girl would wear to church. Holy moly.
2. Cowgirl 2
My first thought when I saw this one was, "um, isn't that a little political incorrect?" Then I came to my senses. This is the NFL, a pro sports league which, in 2012, still has a football team called The Redskins. Political correctness is not their bag.
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