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Drunk Phillies Fan Gets Branded with Hot Spatula While Tailgating (Video)
Obviously, I’m talking about their penchant for extreme tailgating. You see, Phillies fans don’t just sit around, drink a few beers and flip some burgers before a game. They party like it’s their last day on earth. Sometimes that leads to dudes passing out drunk and falling face-first in the parking lot before the game even starts. Sometimes that leads to drunk chicks giving a wheelchair-bound Phillies fan a lap dance. Simply put, it almost always leads to something interesting.
So what do we have for you today? Oh, just a drunk Phillies fan having his ass branded by a hot spatula. Whatever.
Check out the video. As you would expect, it contains some rear male nudity and some adult language, so take a look to make sure your boss or impressionable child isn’t around before hitting play.
Way to go, Phillies fans. You never cease to amaze me.