Yeah, I know there’s still a long way to go in the 2013 MLB season. After all, we’re over a month-and-a-half away from the all-star break. Mathematically speaking, anything can happen, and every division is still wide open.
But let’s face it: Just because something is possible doesn’t mean it’s likely. There are plenty of teams that don’t have a snowball’s chance in hell of coming anywhere near the post season. And despite what their delusional fan bases (and league by-laws) might say, they should just throw in the towel and start focusing on 2014. Here are nine such examples. Maybe next year, fellas.