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Padres Announcers Are Big Fans of Hot Dogs and Hot Chicks (Video)
Want to know how to get on camera at a baseball game? Well, start by being female and attractive. That right there gives you about a 10% chance. Next, get yourself some seats behind home plate, because that will increase your chances by another 75%. Finally, to really seal the deal, go ahead and throw on a novelty hot dog hat. Yes, you will look ridiculous, but it will give you a 125% chance of getting on TV while at a baseball game.
It will also lead to a 125% chance of the announcers making suggestive comments about you.
Want to see how it’s done? Well, here you go: two hotties at the Dodgers-Padres game last night in L.A., with commentary from the San Diego broadcast team of Mark Grant and Dick Enberg.
Take it away, boys:
In case you didn’t catch that, here’s the transcipt of that witty banter.
Grant: “Hey! Hot dog heads!
Enberg: “Hubba! Hubba!”
Grant: “I crushed two of those last night after the game!”
Enberg: “Oh, the hot dogs. Yeah, you crushed those.”
Fifteen seconds of awkward silence.
Dick, Mark, have you met my good friend, Brent Musberger?
Hat Tip – [Big Lead Sports]