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Got Enough Sunscreen on Your Lips? (Video)
It’s always sunny in Philadelphia, I’m told. So if you’re heading out for an afternoon game at Citizen’s Bank Park, you’ll want to be prepared. Wear a hat, bring plenty of water, and apply that sunscreen liberally.
Not too liberally, though. Just be sure to apply a nice even coat of SPF 50 or better. You don’t need to paint yourself like some tribal warrior preparing for battle. If you do that, people are probably going to think you’re crazy.
Consider this woman, for example:
Do you know what the temperature was in Philly yesterday? It was 76º. It is June, the sun was out, and the Phillies game against the Marlins started at 1:05 PM local time. So obviously that 76º probably felt warmer than it would have in, say, early May. But still, this lady looks like she’s marooned in the middle of the Sahara or something.
Still, it could have been a lot worse. At least she was just applying sunscreen to her lips, and not lipstick to her entire face like this crazy Phillies chick.