The Mitchwich: A Texas-Sized Artery Destroying Burger In Honor Of Mitch Moreland (Pics)
Bob Burnquist Gives us the First Nasty Injury from the 2013 Summer X Games (Video)

21 Crazy Fans Who Shaved their Allegiance Into their Chest (or Back)

by: Esteban On  Friday, August 2, 2013

fans with shaved chest signs

How do you dress for the game? Put on your jersey? Grab your lucky hat? Maybe paint your face in the team colors?

Well, whatever you do, you’re not nearly as dedicated as the dudes you’re going to see here. These guys aren’t just fans, or even superfans. They are batsh*t crazy die-hards who live and breath sports, and who also happen to be extremely comfortable with their exceedingly furry bodies. So what do they do for the game? They shave signs into their chest and back hair.

Is it gross? Uh huh. And yet at the same time, it’s pretty much the best thing ever. So you should definitely take a look.

 

21. Man-Chest-Hair United Fan

21 wayne rooney with chest hair shaved 19 - fans with signs shaved into their chest back hair

Is Manchester United superstar Wayne Rooney really a fan? Sure he is—he’s a fan of his own team. So he commemorated their 19th league title a couple years ago with this beauty.

Seeeexxxxy.

 

20. Kentucky Fan

20 kentucky guy - fans with signs shaved into their chest back hair

Jorts, straw cowboy hat, and a K carved into his chest? Only in the SEC.

 

19. Tebow Fan

19 tebow fan - fans with signs shaved into their chest back hair

Remember back before the Broncos got Peyton Manning and their fans thought Tim Tebow was the best thing ever? That was so cute.

 

18. Longhorns Fan

18 texas longhorns fan - fans with signs shaved into their chest back hair

Now that’s some precision trimming. This guy must have seen those Gillette commercials with Kate Upton that play every time I watch a YouTube video.

On an unrelated note, is YouTube trying to tell me something?

 

17. One Crazy England Fan

17 england fan 2 - fans with signs shaved into their chest back hair

Judging by the redness of this fella’s skin, I’d say he didn’t shave that cross of St. George into his chest hair. He waxed it in.

 

16. Another Crazy England Fan

16 england fan - fans with signs shaved into their chest back hair

Whereas the previous England fan carved the cross into his chest hair, this portly gentleman here carved it out of his chest hair.

 

15. Hokie Fanatic

15 virginia tech fan - fans with signs shaved into their chest back hair

Fun trivia: apparently “hoki” was an expression people used in the late 1890s to express approval, excitement, and surprise.

It’s also what this guy’s wife said when he emerged from the bathroom sporting this beauty.

 

14. Hurricanes Fan

14 miami hurricanes fan - fans with signs shaved into their chest back hair

Not a high-fidelity recreation of the Hurricanes logo, but I do like how he does the whole negative-positive thing.

 

13. Brew Crew Fan

13 brewers fan - fans with signs shaved into their chest back hair

I like how this Milwaukeean outlines the letters with marker, just to make it extra legible. That’s smart thinking.

 

12. Domer

12 notre dame fan - fans with signs shaved into their chest back hair

Wow. Now that is one furry beast.

 

11. Mizzou Fan

11 missouri tigers fan - fans with signs shaved into their chest back hair

Not even the fact that his school was added to the SEC just so the other teams could have somebody to pound in football can keep this man from displaying his Tiger pride.

 

10. Appalachian State Fan

10 appalachain state fan - fans with signs shaved into their chest back hair

The ASU Mountaineers may not be a college football powerhouse, but their fans are as dedicated as any.

 

9. LSU Fan

9 LSU guy - fans with signs shaved into their chest back hair

Geaux Tigers?

 

8. Captain America

8 usa fan - fans with signs shaved into their chest back hair

Seriously, dude? All that real estate, and you couldn’t fit an “A” in there? I mean, it’s not like you hear people chanting “U-S! U-S! U-S!” at the Olympics.

 

7. True Patriots

7-usa-fans-fans-with-signs-shaved-into-their-chest-back-hair vancouver olympics bobsled

Now that’s how you do it. These guys coordinated their efforts to do a USA and a set of Olympic rings.

PS, that guy on the left looks awfully disapproving for somebody with hot pink hair, doesn’t he? (Though I’m sure it’s just a coincidence.)

 

6. Bruins Fan

6 boston bruins fan - fans with signs shaved into their chest back hair

The messed up thing about dudes who carve stuff into their back hair? You know somebody had to help him. And judging by the toys in the background there, I’d say it was either one of his kids or his wife who were charged with that unenviable task.

 

5. The Pittsburgh Superfan, Part 1

5 let's go pens guy - fans with signs shaved into their chest back hair

This guy was spotted at a Penguins playoff game back in April and became an immediate internet sensation.

 

4. The Pittsburgh Superfan, Part 2

4 let's go bucs guy - fans with signs shaved into their chest back hair

Then, more recently, he was spotted at Nationals Park when the Pirates were in town.

Obviously, it’s not just his loyalty that’s made him a minor internet celeb. It’s his combination of dense fur and remarkable clipper penmanship.

 

3. Twins Fan

3 joe mauer fan - fans with signs shaved into their chest back hair

We’ve seen lots of names and logos, but this is the only guy we’ve ever seen to shave the back of a player’s jersey into his back fur. This guy loves him some Joe Mauer.

 

2. Dale Sr Fan

2 dale earnhardt fan - fans with signs shaved into their chest back hair

If I had to guess, I’d say it was probably NASCAR fans who invented the whole “shaving sports stuff into your body hair” trend. But I have no evidence to back that theory up.

 

1. Dale Jr. Fan

1 dale earnhardt jr fan - fans with signs shaved into their chest back hair

Who knew sasquatch was a NASCAR fan?

 




CHECK OUT THESE STORIES FROM THE WEB

LATEST STORIES