Sir, if you are reading this, we would like to tell you about a lovely woman with whom you might want to become acquainted. Her name is Lindsey Duke. She is a student at the University of Central Florida who is dating Black Knights quarterback Blake Bortles, and she is, to put it bluntly, a total smoke screen (or, as you used to say when you were young back in the day, a swell-looking dame).
Now, Mr. Musburger, we understand that you have a particular fondness for Katherine Webb, whom you single-handedly turned into a minor celebrity during the BCS National Championship Game back in January. And we will be the first to admit that Ms. Webb is extremely attractive.
However, we do think you should take a look at Ms. Duke. If anyone can rival Webb for the title of “most famous college football WAG,” it’s this UCF hottie.
Please, take a look at this behind-the-scenes video from a recent photoshoot she did for Axis Magazine: