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An Open Letter From a Rick’s Cabaret NYC Dancer to Jets Coach Rex Ryan

by: JamieD On  Thursday, August 29, 2013

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I was forwarded this from my good friends over at Rick’s Cabaret NYC, which is one of New York’s finest gentlemen’s clubs, located in midtown Manhattan.  It is an open letter from one of their dancers by the name of Valentina (pictured above), to Jets head coach Rex Ryan:

Dear Rex,

Can you please give Geno Smith another chance? I know he messed up by throwing three INTs against the Giants, and yes, it was really bad when he stepped out of the end zone and gave up a safety, but it was the first time he ever started in an NFL game. He was nervous–I know I would be!

A lot of the Rick’s Cabaret Girls here like Mark Sanchez because they think he’s cute. But that is not a good reason for him to be Quarterback for the New York Jets! I think Sanchez has had his chance the last four years (!) and he showed that he can’t do it!

Geno Smith is the future, Mark Sanchez is the past.

Thank you for your consideration, and if you like my photos, you can come see me and over 100 beautiful exotic dancers in person at Rick’s Cabaret. I promise you will have a good time.

Love,
Valentina

Now we’ll just have to wait and see if Rex has become so desperate that he’ll consider taking advice from a stripper.




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