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25 Hottest NFL WAGs of 2013

by: Esteban On  Wednesday, September 11, 2013

Hottest NFL WAGs 2013

We’ve covered the first week of NFL action from just about every angle here at Total Pro Sports. Wardrobe malfunctions? Check. Dirty hits? Check. Sideline vomiting? Check. Big surprises? Check. Rowdy kid fans? Check. Epic celebration fails? Check.

However, there is one important angle left to cover, and we’re going to tackle that today: the gorgeous wives and girlfriend of the 2013 NFL season.

I’m pretty sure I say this every time we do a WAG list, but it really does seem like the wives and girlfriends of NFL players are getting hotter every single year. For example, normally it’s not that difficult to pick out the top five. This year, however, it was pretty challenging to pick out the top 15—that’s how strong the field is.

Of course, ultimately you should take my rankings with a grain of salt. They are totally subjective. What’s really important here is that you get to look at pictures of beautiful women…and be reminded of how you would never have a shot with any of them.



25. Sarah Hinton (Garrett Celek)

25 Sarah Hinton (Garrett Celek) - NFL WAGs 2013

This is what San Francisco 49ers tight end Garrett Celek gets to come home to at night.

Well, she’s probably not down on all fours in a bikini on the beach when he gets home. But you know what I mean. Sarah Hinton is an attractive woman.


24. Brooke Hogan (Phil Costa)


Dallas Cowboys center Phil Costa is engaged to Brooke Hogan, daughter of the Hulkster. Apparently things didn’t work out between Brooke and Bully Ray. Imagine that.

In any case, how’d you like to have this guy as your father-in-law?


23. Kaela Clawson (Dan Carpenter)

23 Kaela Clawson (Dan Carpenter) - NFL WAGs 2013

If you find yourself thinking, “hmm, Kaela Clawson…that name sound familiar,” that probably because she and hubby Dan Carpenter were in the news recently. Carpenter, a place kicker, was cut by the Dolphins with his first child due any day, and he decided to wait until his wife had the baby before signing with another team.

Well she had the baby (a boy named Colby), then Carpenter bounced around from the Cardinals to the Jets before settling with the Bills and playing in their opener against the Pats.

In any case, Kaela is pretty. So there.


22. Samantha Steele Ponder (Christian Ponder)

22 Samantha Steele Ponder (Christian Ponder) - NFL WAGs 2013

Samantha Steele Ponder is definitely pretty, but there’s no doubt her football expertise makes her even more attractive to the legions of fans who watch her on College Gameday every Saturday.


21. Candice Jeffries (Tony Romo)

21 Candice Crawford (Tony Romo) - NFL WAGs 2013

Tony Romo really is unfairly criticized. I mean, the guy has a career 95.6 passer rating. That’s good any way you cut it. But hey, at least he’s got a beauty queen wife to comfort him when the haters are hating.


20. Miranda Brooke (A.J. Greene)

20 Miranda Brooke (A.J. Green) - NFL WAGs 2013

Bengals All-Pro wide receiver A.J. Green is engaged to Miranda Brooke here, who is apparently a recording artist with Def Jam. I say “apparently” because she’s never had any big hits and doesn’t have a wikipedia entry.


19. Kristin Cavallari (Jay Cutler)

19 Kristin Cavallari (Jay Cutler) - NFL WAGs 2013

Even terrible NFL quarterbacks like Jay Cutler get hot (pseudo-celebrity) wives. It’s not fair.


18. Chantel Jeffries (DeSean Jackson)

18 Chantel Jeffries (DeSean Jackson) - NFL WAGs 2013

Chantel is apparently Eagles WR DeSean Jackson’s latest squeeze. However, we don’t know if she’s with him for his football skills or his rapping skills.


17. Ashley Collier McCoy (Anthony McCoy)

17 Ashley Collier McCoy (Anthony McCoy) - NFL WAGs 2013

Seahawks tight end Anthony McCoy certainly did alright for himself in the wife department. Ashely is definitely on the NFL WAG A-list.


16. Kelsi Reich (David Nelson)


Former Buffalo wide receiver (and current Brown) David Nelson did something every Redskins fan wishes one of their players did: snagged himself a Dallas Cowboys Cheerleader, then ran up and kissed her after scoring a touchdown against the Cowboys.

That’s the stuff of legends right there. No wonder they are still together.


15. Kelly Hall (Matthew Stafford)

15 Kelly Hall (Matthew Stafford) - NFL WAGs 2013

When he was the quarterback for the Georgia Bulldogs, Matthew Stafford probably had his pick of the cheerleaders. I’d say he chose very wisely. He and Kelly Hall are still together today, and she is pretty hot.


14. Lilit Avagyan (Reggie Bush)

14 Lilit Avagyan (Reggie Bush) - NFL WAGs 2013

As you may know, Reggie Bush dated Kim Kardashian for a while. Judging by his current girlfriend and baby mama, Lilit Avagyan, he would rather they never broke up. Lilit looks an awful lot like Mrs. Kanya West, wouldn’t you say?


13. Jessie James (Eric Decker)

13 Jessie James (Eric Decker) - NFL WAGs 2013

First his team signed Peyton Manning, then he got engaged to country pop singer Jessie James. I’d say 2012 was pretty kind to Broncos wide receiver Eric Decker.

(FYI, now Decker and James are officially hitched.)


12. Nicole Pechanec (Andrew Luck)

12 Nicole Pechanec (Andrew Luck) - NFL WAGs 2013

Andrew Luck started dating gymnast and fellow student Nicole Pechanec at Stanford. For obvious reasons, he saw no need to seek an upgrade* after making the jump to the NFL. Ms. Pechanec is a first rate beauty.

 *By the way, I don’t advocate taking an “upgrade” philosophy when it comes to significant others. However, that does seem to be how it works with athletes and celebrities—achieve greater success, dump your girlfriend for someone hotter—so I’m just calling it like it is. 


11. Shenae Saifi (Patrick Willis)

11 Shenae Saifi (Patrick Willis) - NFL WAGs 2013

Shenae Saifi is engaged to one of the most dominant defensive players in the NFL. However, you’d never know it by taking a quick glance at her Twitter feed. Unlike many other sports wives, her world doesn’t seem to revolved around her husband’s career. I had to go all the way back to August 8 to confirm that she and Willis were, in fact, still together.


10. Courtney Eckhart (LaMichael James)

10 Courtney Eckhart (LaMichael James) - NFL WAGs 2013

Courtney Eckhart and Niners running back LaMichael James met at Oregon and have been together ever since, through thick and thin. Awww.


9. Leila Lopes (Osi Umenyora)

9 Leila Lopes (Usi Umenyora) - NFL WAGs 2013

Former Giant and current Falcon Osi Umenyora certainly has excellent taste in women. A few years ago he was dating Selita Ebanks. Now he’s dating Miss Angola, Leila Lopes.

Nice work, Osi.


8. Anna Burns Welker (Wes Welker)

8 Anna Burns Welker (Wes Welker) - NFL WAGs 2013

Think Anna Welker minded hubby Wes signing with the Broncos in the offseason? Please. The guy goes from Brady to Manning, and the high altitude makes her look even hotter.

Seriously, it’s a scientific fact. Women are hotter at higher altitudes. Look it up.


7. Sasha Dindayal (Antonio Gates)

7 Sasha Dindayal (Antonio Gates) - NFL WAGs 2013

Antonio Gates has had to spend his whole career in San Diego, where all his talent has pretty much gone to waste. However, this summer he married Sasha Dindayal, so at least that’s some consolation.


6. Gisele Bundchen (Tom Brady)

6 Gisele Bundchen (Tom Brady) - NFL WAGs 2013

How can I put one of the world’s biggest supermodels and probably the most famous WAG in the NFL all the way down at #6? Well, when you see the top five I think you’ll understand.


5. October Gonzalez (Tony Gonzalez)

5 October Gonzalez (Tony Gonzalez) - NFL WAGs 2013

Dear October,

We’d rather you go naked than wear anything. Sorry for the crass joke, but it’s true. You are crazy hot.




4. Erin Heatherton (Jordan Cameron)

4 Erin Heatherton (Jordan Cameron) - NFL WAGs 2013

If you ever  found yourself in the same zip code as one of Leonardo DiCaprio’s ex-girlfriends you’d be one of the luckiest men on earth. So Browns tight end Jordan Cameron, who apparently is dating this Victoria’s Secret Angel, is doing alright for himself.


3. Kasey Trione (Lance Moore)

3 Kasey Trione (Lance Moore) - NFL WAGs 2013

Who in the hell is Kasey Trione? Obviously a model, but aside from that I have no idea. What I do know is that she is a total smokescreen, and she is dating Saints wide receiver Lance Moore.



2. Lauren Tannehill (Ryan Tannehill)

2 Lauren Tannehill (Ryan Tannehill) - NFL WAGS 2013

Lauren Tannehill bursted onto the NFL WAG scene last year and blew everybody away. This year? Yep, she’s still pretty hot.

Congratulations, Ryan Tannehill. You are a lucky man.


1. Kerry Washington (Nndami Asomugha)

1 Kerry Washington (Nnamdi Asomugha) - NFL WAGs 2013

Kerry Washington has been around for years, but really only became a big star when she appeared in Django Unchained and the TV show Scandal. This summer she married 49ers All-Pro cornerback Nndami Asomugha, who is three years her junior.

You know what that means, of course. Kerry Washington isn’t just the hottest WAG in the NFL. She’s the hottest cougar as well.