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by: Esteban On  Tuesday, November 26, 2013

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There are a lot of things you should not do when you are drunk. You should not drive. You should not call your ex. You should not try pole dancing for the first time.

Now we can add “you should not challenge your bro to a foot race” to that list.

On Sunday, after the Chicago Bears’ horrific 42-21 loss to the St. Louis Rams, a couple of portly Bears fans decided to drown their sorrows in suds. Then, one thing led to another, and pretty soon they were out on the sidewalk in front of the bar, getting ready to race each other.

Unfortunately, as you are probably aware, city sidewalks are tricky enough to navigate when you are drunk and walking. When you are drunk and running at full speed, they’re downright treacherous. So yeah, this race went pretty much exactly the way you’d expect.

Take a look:

I see a lot of videos of drunken sports fans doing stupid things in my line of work, but off the top of my head, this one has to be in the top three. And it’s not just the actions of the drunks, either—although that collision was glorious. It’s also the color commentary from the chick who sounds like Edie McClurg in Planes, Trains & Automobiles.

Really, everybody, first rate stuff. Keep up the good work.




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