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Drunk Jets Fan Launches F-Bomb Tirade And Pees Pants??? (Video)
Some stories are just too good to be true. Take this one, just as an example – an incredibly drunk and angry Jets fan (and given the Jets’ performance this season, we can’t really blame him for being either of those things) went on an equally incredibly entertaining tirade that included liberal use of NSFW language. But that isn’t even the best part of the video.
No, the best part is a subtle detail that you might miss if you’re not paying attention. As several individuals who’ve viewed the video have pointed out, the drunk Jets fan appears to have urinated in his jeans, either without noticing or without caring. Either way, it’s a pretty impressive performance, and I just wish I could have been a fly on the wall when he got home and finally realized what happened.
By this time you probably know whether or not you’re going to watch this video, but in case you need any extra encouragement, here it is: You can watch it immediately below. I recommend one viewing to savor the drunken shouting, and another for the drunken urinating. True art sustains repeat viewings, and this video is almost certainly a work of art.